How to woo and win women by being an obnoxious jerk

I wrote this while in Seminary. You see, I needed some serious diversion from the rigors of theological study. I mean it all in fun which is what I make fun of in both gals and guys.

The temporary title of my book is called "How to Woo and Win Women by Being an Obnoxious Jerk." About ten years ago, I submitted it to three publishers. All of them rejected it. However, the last one did not send the standard "No thank you, you're work sucks but we aren't saying it that way because we want to be nice" rejection letter. No siree. The last one actually wrote a hand-typed letter (with a few typos) saying that the whole office read it and loved it... only they couldn't use it because they had their quota of obnoxious jerk books. But, they did say it was very enjoyable and publishable.

So, why isn't it published? Because I am a lazy bum and haven't sent it out anymore.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

1. Regarding the Wooing of Women
2. The Jerk Quotient
3. Making a Good Impression?
4. What does a Woman Want? A Real Man
5. Girl Logic
6. The Proper Use of Confusion
7. What Not to Say to a Woman
8. Being a Sensitive Man
9. How to be interesting
10. Using your face
11. Live to Dress or Dress to Live
12. You and Female Hormones
13. The Mothering Instinct
14. Conversation? What's That?
15. Last Things